Alright, so those of you who are friends with me on facebook know that I tried to get some user participation for this blog. Complete and total failure, even with the promises of anonymity I could only get 4 of my 400+ facebook friends to answer the following questions…
What was the lamest excuse you have used to get out of a date?
What was the lamest way someone ever told you they loved you?
So here are the answers for the awesome people ballsy enough to answer the questions!
My Lamest excuse was doing laundry to get out of a date. I made it out like I was leaving really early the next day and had to get it done.
Lamest excuse to not go on date was I had to wash my hair. Guy actually fell for it and asked about next day. I said no I had to dry it and he hung up.
I am lame so i don’t turn down dates, they turn me down... unless they're fat lol
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"hey fuck you asshole!!"
Lamest way to say I love you- would a marriage proposal be almost the same? Spouse said we should start a savings account so we could get married. LOL gotta love a man who thinks savings...lol
Crappiest first I love you was when a former gf texted it to me for the first time. Seriously that's not something you text the first time you say it.
on my birthday when i was drunk i looked at said boyfriend and said "someday ull love me then ull understand" he then grins and hides his face then tells me he already has been in love with me for over a month
Ha, ha, thanks all!
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