Magazines, Articles, and more…

So I have been reading a lot lately.  And no, not my normal… fantasy fiction books if you will.  Cosmopolitan magazines from cover to cover, eharmony relationship advice…  You name it, I’ve been reading it.  So I thought I would start to compile all of the things I’m learning in one place not only for my horrible memory, but for others who might not have the time to indulge in a 2 hour bubble bath reading session…

So here is my first list of shocking information that I think you all (women) will thoroughly get a kick out of.  Men?  It may be time to move on to the next post… ;-)

 

1.  “Anything less than 2 minutes is considered premature ejaculation.”  However when it’s taking “too long” there may also be cause for concern.  The real question is, is he “giving himself a hand too often” or is he on antidepressant or anti-anxiety medication?  Both of these are cause for prolonged ejaculation.  (http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/tips-moves/sex-detective-0609-2)

2.  This next one is something that I have sort of compiled based on life experience and what I have been reading but may be RIDICULOUSLY and PAINFULLY obvious.  Is your type really your type?  Let’s think about this.  I have dated the same exact guy…  Michael, Joel, Nicky, Brenten, Jayson…  (haha, no, these names were not changed to protect identities, whoops) SEVERAL times now.  SURE they have their differences…  but they have all treated me almost exactly the same and have pretty much ended all in the same way.  So what do you do about it?  Step outside of your comfort zone.  Go on a date with somebody that you may have otherwise turned down because he’s “not your type”.  And when he doesn’t take you on your perfect date?  Ask yourself if you had a good time.  If you did, try it again.  Do you see where I am going with this?  The definition of insanity is doing the same thing time, and time again and expecting different results.  So why do we keep putting ourselves through the same relationships month in and year out?

Hmm… let’s see…  what else?

3.  Oh!  Apparently shaving matters.  *sigh*  While it may be a huge pain in the butt and I may have thought it made my…  *cough*…  look like an alien, you’d be surprised what a confidence booster having a clean canvas (if you know me at all, you know shaving my legs maybe once every two weeks was a lot for me) can actually be!

That’s it for now…  I’m definitely going to start taking notes so that I can share more of my ridiculous findings as you all continue to follow my reinvention of myself.