I think I am going to open this up with the obvious; some of my favorite of the Charlie Sheen quotes thus far… Thank you to… http://www.urlesque.com/2011/02/28/charlie-sheen-quotes-bunnies-rabbits/, http://videogum.com/278921/the-19-best-charlie-sheen-quotes-which-you-trolls-probably-cant-even-process/top-stories/ and http://www.manolith.com/2011/02/25/top-10-awesome-charlie-sheen-quotes-of-the-week/:
“People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself Charlie Sheen.”
“They lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say “I CAN’T PROCESS IT,” well, no, you never will, just stop trying. Sit back and enjoy the show.”
“I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”
“I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. It’s over. There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
“I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”
“I dare anyone to debate me on things.”
”Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don’t think the term is good enough, but when you’re bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it dude, I’m 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn’t lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I’ll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers.”
“Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”
“I don’t live in the middle anymore, that’s where you get slaughtered, that’s where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen and I just…it’s just not an option.”
“You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”
“You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”… That’s awesomeness. That is poetry in the fingertips… I flipping love it. I think I am going to start walking around saying “I dare anyone to debate me on things”. Seriously…
I started looking back through Charlie Sheen quotes and you know what? The man has always been brilliant. I’m not here to argue his sobriety or his discretion with his lifestyle choices. I am here to say that I think the man is genius.
Thinkexist.com has some older quotes… his genius is not this new found… sobriety, or the fact that he’s “done his weight in cocaine” or any of that…
“Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning to this life.”
“There's always a chance for that (reconciliation) as long as two people are still in the game ... I mean alive -- that's in the game in my world.”
“It's the first time I got dumped in my life. I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass.”
Let’s be real here… He’s being honest. He’s being honest and people don’t like it. There must be something wrong with him… Because you can’t process it? Ha… I think he’s made his point.
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